Velvet Snoot - Dolce Fur Niente Embroidered Comfort Color T-Shirt

Vivere la Dolce “Fur” (Far) Niente (“Living the sweet do-nothing life”)

Your dog has achieved what centuries of philosophers couldn’t: doing nothing—and being absolutely iconic about it.

Stretched across a hammock like they own the villa, one eye half-open, an espresso cooling nearby, and zero plans. Just vibes.
This tee channels that sacred energy: nap-before-noon, snooze-after-brunch, “I only make time for carbs and cuddles” realness.

• Premium 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
• Pre-shrunk with a relaxed fit that’s effortlessly cool, never sloppy
• Built to outlast hammock flops, midday melts, and existential sighs
• Pairs well with doing less, looking cute, and pretending your dog runs your schedule (because they do)

Warning: May trigger impulse hammock purchases and an urgent need for biscotti.